I'm a cheesy over-the-top megalomaniac with a deep voice and the most amazing pecs.

The talent that I was blessed with was really for the theater.

If you stand still long enough, you'll get stuck.

There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.

The first time I went to Wales I thought I'd landed in a land of hobbits. Everybody was really small and the houses were small and the writing was backwards.

Beyond its entertainment values, 'Baywatch' has enriched and in many cases helped save lives.

When you realize that life isn't fair, you don't act out, you don't get overly wasted, you don't get self-indulgent. You just move forward.

In a cornball way, I think being a celebrity is about making a difference, too.

Ninety-nine percent of people now call me The Hoff - and it's out of respect.

I went in and said, "If I see one more gratuitous shot of a woman's body, I'm quitting . . . " I think the show should be emotional story lines, morals, real- life heroes. And that's what we're doing

I find it a bit sad that there is no photo of me hanging on the walls in the Berlin Museum at Checkpoint Charlie.

Live a colourful life. If you can't, develop your own Photoshop and colour it!

We usually fail at the things most important to us, precisely because they are so important to us.

Desperation works in job search as well as it does in dating.

When unrequited love is the most expensive thing on the menu, sometimes you settle for the daily special.

I love Michelle Williams and Natalie Portman - those are the careers I want. My goal is to win an Oscar, and I'm going to take the steps to get there.

According to Beckett's or Kafka's law, there is immobility beyond movement: beyond standing up, there is sitting down, and beyond sitting down, lying down, beyond which one finally dissipates.

I have to create an object which resembles the tree. The sign for a tree, and not the sign that other artists may have found for the tree.

If you flatter me, or if you look at me the right way, I will kill myself to please you. It's very painful to be an overachiever.

As picture teaches the colouring, so sculpture the anatomy of form.

Much more is accomplished by a single word of the Our Father said, now and then, from our heart, than by the whole prayer repeated many times in haste and without attention.