I'm a comedian who got into movies, so I don't really think of myself as an actor.

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha!

All men are sculptors, constantly chipping away the unwanted parts of their lives, trying to create their idea of their masterpiece.

Anything you have to acquire a taste for was not meant to be eaten.

The advice I would give to someone is to not take anyone’s advice.

You can't let the good things people say make you feel too good, because you're going to let the bad things make you feel bad.

If you're an artist like a really, really long time, it stops being a performance. I'm not performing anymore. I reveal myself to the audience... I show you some of me. It's not a show no more.

How can you do the moonwalk and ask a woman to dance? Hey baby lets dance... cya later!

I've always had confidence. It came because I have lots of initiative. I wanted to make something of myself.

The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people

I started out as an impressionist and that’s all about observing, how people move, their voice quality, their attitudes and quirks.

No more need to rob Peter to pay Paul with Cosmic Ordering.

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.

Whatever there is of God and goodness in the universe, it must work itself out and express itself through us. We cannot stand aside and let God do it.

We wake, if ever at all, to mystery.

I actually have very girly taste in television. I like a chicky relationship show probably more than anything. I really like 'Project Runway'.

It's unfortunate that in an interview sometimes things can seem so black and white.

I believe it is wrong, in a country of such wealth and prosperity, to have 36 million Americans living in poverty.

Sciences may be learned by rote, but wisdom not.

The universe is a communion of subjects, not a collection of objects.