I'm a concert pianist. That's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.

Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.

Humility is not an attribute but a key to development.

You must endure

...what makes a writer a prophet is his ability to speak truth...

The web of trust is built at eye level, peer to peer.

I keep telling myself I should try very hard to write a novel of about 210 pages... I don't seem to be capable of it, but I keep hoping it will happen.

75% of what happens to Paul Gascoigne in his life is fiction.

The mother is really a more immediate parent than the father because one is born from the mother, and the first experience of any infant is the mother.

Money is not the root of all kinds of evil. The love of money is. It’s also the root of a lot of bad art.

Wellness is not the absence of pain ..... But the absence of limitation

I got an email from somebody who's mad, and from the sound of it it's enough to make this person abandon [Donald] Trump.