I'm a dyslexic person, so I avoid books.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

My only wish is to be buried with my books.

The 1970s, fewer than 25% of US residents lived in counties in which the presidential candidate won by landslide. 30 years later, that percentage has nearly doubled.

In order to have great happiness you have to have great pain and unhap-piness - otherwise how would you know when you're happy?

I think it is fair to say that 2007 represents a turning point for the Irish economy.

Whether it means having a show, or a movie, or just being on a stage, I need an avenue to say what I have to say.

...the sun would leave my sky if I couldn't assume you'd simply come and tell me you were sad.

Far more critical than what we know or what we don't know is what we don't want to know.

My father and mother split and I never saw my father until I was 20, nor did I see much more of my mother.

Visit USA.gov and you'll find thousands of directorates, agencies, boards, offices, and services replete with overlapping responsibilities, ancient priorities, and divided accountability.

The way I figure it, we know we got this world, so live in this one while you’re here. I figure the next one will take care of itself.