I'm a family man. I personally started 3 or 4 families last year.

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.

I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights, I still don't need glasses. I drink right out of the bottle.

If you subtracted all of the great artists who never drank, who never went to excess, you wouldn't have any more art left. What kind of poem are you gonna get out of a glass of iced tea?

The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!

When I die, sprinkle my ashes over the 80's.

I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults.

Remember, life is just a game and no one gets out alive

If you want to split a bottle with a friend, then Sammy Hagar is your guy. If you want to split your friend with a bottle than give me a call.

If you put a Van Halen album in your record collection, it will melt all the rest of your records.

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage.

As ever in the family Goodman, someone would have to swallow feelings here, and it was easier that it be Mercer.

I Want you to know one thing, I will always be true to you, and I will always say to you, I love you.

Anything in literature, including memory, is second-hand.

Baton technique is to a conductor what fingers are to a pianist.

This was one of the places people told me to go, it was one the big trips that you should see: Alaska.

A collection is not just one basic idea. It comes from something that is in the air, something you suddenly like and put down on paper and then work out.

...whom he had saved from a life of excessive freedom

It isn't as much you a spending problem as a priorities, and that is what the budget is, setting priorities. It's about timing. And it's about timing as to when make cuts, as well.

Technologies will come and go, so you need to be able to both ask and answer the question: What do you do as a company, why do you exist?