I'm a future legend. And you're the legend killer.

Take care and spike your hair. WWWYKI!

Attention! Attention! Attention! Thou art aware of the situation!

Does anybody has President Obama's phone number? 'Cause I have figure out why the unemployment rate in the United States is so high. Because Zack Ryder's doing all the jobs.

Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says "Were you on Monday night Raw last night?" I had no comeback.

I may have been "invisible" tonight on WWE RAW but I'll be "invincible" Thursday night on WWE SUPERSTARS. WWWYKI.

That really hurt my feelings, bro.

No, this trick won't work... How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?

My doctrine is this that if we see cruelty or wrong that we have the power to stop and do nothing we make ourselves sharers in the guilt.

With my family, my sons both love music and play music, and they're really good at it.

Being a world leader is less about destiny than focused determination, and it is there that we have faltered.

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!

The day is coming when even the most closed-minded ridiculers will have to face the truth.

The soul is your innermost being. The presence that you are beyond form. The consciousness that you are beyond form, that is the soul. That is who you are in essence.

History is important. More than any other topic, it is about us. Whether one deems our present society wondrous or awful or both, history reveals how we got to this point.

She was one of those people who said I don't know anything about music, but I know what I like.

There's more to a picture than meets the eye.