I'm a golfaholic. And all the counseling in the world wouldn't help me.

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.

Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket.

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

The older I get, the better I used to be.

You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish.

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.

I'm such a fan of nature, and being with the trees every day fills me with joy.

The Bible consistently and directly indicates that when we give generously, we're serving, honoring, and glorifying God. After all, generosity is fundamental to God's nature.

The pure power of a life can manifest as beatitude, or as an unspeakable, sheer violence...

Destiny waits alike for the free man as well as for him enslaved by another's might.

The principles you live by create the world you live in; if you change the principles you live by, you will change your world.

Our ego is our silent partner...too often with a controlling interest.

In Google's world, public space is just something that stands between your house and the well-reviewed restaurant that you are dying to get to.

Life is not all fun and easy going. Far from it; there are many rough times. But, sadly, we too often let the hard times dull our enthusiasm. And that is dangerous, if not fatal, to our lives.

The man of life upright has a guiltless heart, free from all dishonest deeds or thought of vanity.