I'm a golfer, and what are the two sports you can do till you drop? Golf and surfing. They're great for you limber-wise, they're great for you health-wise, and they put you in sweet locations.

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius.

Man shall not live by bread alone.

I know who I am. And after all these years, there's a victory in that.

The unsaid rule for living in a trailer park is: 'If the door's shut, don't come a-knockin.' But if it's open and you're walkin' by, feel free to say, 'Hello.'

It's a scientific fact that gratitude reciprocates.

The older you get, the more rules they’re gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin’ man, l-i-v-i-n’

Give thanks. Appreciate what you DO have ... the more we give thanks, the more we receive to be thankful for. Gratitude is the gift that always gives back.

Life is not fair, it never was and it is now and it won't ever be. Do not fall into the trap. The entitlement trap, of feeling like you're a victim. You are not.

Sure, I can get a little bit jealous. The good part about jealousy is that it comes from passion. It's also the dangerous part and it's an ugly emotion that hurts.

There's a difference in thinking you are a champion and knowing that you are.

. . . clumsiness is often mated with a love of solitude.

Even his conversation was, as it were, a spoken part.

The last 16 years of my daddys life, he got to work for me, and that made him his own boss and he like that.

I haven't read any of the autobiographies about me.

He wasn't very lovable but he was bloody efficient. (Packer talking about Genghis Khan)

If living on fruits and water is of superior merit, monkeys and fish will go to heaven before men.

Money's a very serious thing - especially when you haven't got any.

In a perfect world, we would not keep animals for our benefit, including pets.

I think that for me, as far as audience expectations and how you manage your anxiety, it helps to keep things in perspective.

Features alone do not run in the blood; vices and virtues, genius and folly, are transmitted through the same sure but unseen channel.