I'm a good counter comedian. I can just work it off with looks, or have something crazy to say back. That works for me.

I believe our society has fell into a pyramid system where there's people relegated to the bottom of that pyramid and there's people that feel like they're entitled to the top of that pyramid.

Today I didn't even have to even use my A.K ! I got to say it was a good day

I do what I do. You like it, great. You don't, go listen to somebody else. I'm stickin' with the people who stuck with me.

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall with a joint, drinking some eight-ball.

I think the worst thing you can do about a situation is nothing.

Create your own path, hone your talent, be ready to show your talent, and don't doubt yourself.

Truth is the ultimate power. When the truth comes around, all the lies have to run and hide.

I think, to me, reality is better than being fake.

Sometimes you got to start somewhere. And it's cool, as long as where you start is not where you plan on finishing.

If you born in the mud, you gonna be dirty, and people don't understand that.

The first thing that has to be recognized is that one cannot train someone to be passionate--it's either in their DNA or it's not.

The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons.

I want to know all Gods thoughts all the rest are just details.

This world is vast enough to handle anything you dare to dream.

You can create your own miracle, but you do it by never looking past all the little steps along the way.

There is a dysfunctional strangeness to Los Angeles that doesn't exist in any other western city. The roads are crumbling, no-one knows what they're doing, the city government barely works.

In my country we go to prison first and then become President.

The news media's silence, particularly television news, is reprehensible. If we knew as much about Darfur as we do about Michael Jackson, we might be able to stop these things from continuing.

You can laugh of everything, but not with everybody.

For me, philosophy is an activity of thought that is common to human beings. Human beings at their best.