I'm a good enough person to forgive you, and you should be a good enough person to not do it again.

Appreciate the lessons of the past and enjoy the newness of the future, yet remember the present is today.

In the world we live in, priests and bartenders have a lot in common.

Just as there is no substitute for original works of art, there is no substitute for the world of direct sensual experience.

It is past time for Republican leadership to answer for record deficits and reckless spending, both in Iraq and in the U.S. It's time for a plan to bring our troops home.

Stay hungry, stay healthy, be a gentleman, believe strongly in yourself and go beyond limitations.

The feminine in the man is the sugar in the whisky. The masculine in the woman is the yeast in the bread. Without these ingredients the result is flat, without tang or flavor.

August 28th 2012. Remember that date. It marks the day when the world went raving mad.

We lay on our backs looking at the ceiling and wondering what God had wrought when he made life so sad and disinclined.

Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, my perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee.

I want to get all the nations of the world together, it doesn't matter what colour or creed, and I want to sit them down and say: "Guys, The Office is still available on DVD."

As there were no black Founding Fathers, there were no founding mothers - a great pity, on both counts.