I'm a happy person but an angry citizen.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'

Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.

The world’s most powerful business tool is also the most misunderstood. The e-factors are all about feelings not figures and feelings rule all buying decisions!

In the spring of 1984, I went to the northwest of France, to Normandy, to prepare an NBC documentary on the 40th anniversary of D-Day.

For every Way there's a way of following that Way that's fun

The state of man is inconstancy, ennui, anxiety.

Tax what you burn not what you earn.

Romantic love is one of the most exciting and fulfilling kinds of love and I think there is potential for it at any stage of your life.

People must learn how to think well to achieve their dreams and to reach their potential.

It's a hard thing to explain, but the more I arrange for strings, the more I realize the possibilities.

If youre going to kiss a man, let it be a beautiful man like Ed Speleers.

You run risks. That's the plain truth. You run risks and, even in the most unlikely places, you are subject to destiny's whims.