I'm a hero wid coward's legs, I'm a hero from the waist up.

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?

We haven't got a plan so nothing can go wrong!

It is pretty simple - mind is a part of life - consciousness is a part of mind - God is a part of consciousness.

The significance of a man is not in what he attains but rather in what he longs to attain.

Only my books anoint me, and a few friends, those who reach into my veins.

The will to label will always prevail over what's being labeled, usually at the expense of either truth or understanding

Guy Gavriel Kays Tigana is, in my opinion, one of the best, if not the best fantasy novel ever written. Its beautifully written, the characters are unforgettable, the worldbuilding is exquisite.

Art is in itself noble; that is why the artist has no fear of what is common. This, indeed, is already ennobled when he takes it up.

Bad choices almost always result from making a choice out of fear.

There are very few things that are purely conceptual without any hard content.

Also, many consumers consider a critic to be like God Almighty.

If simplicity were easy, we would see more of it.