I'm a heterosexual. I don't know why I'm like this. I was just born this way.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

I call myself a 'domestic goddess.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

sometimes the little words we put down are signs of the greater ones inside".

By perseverance the snails reached the ark.

Truly nothing is to be expected except for the unexpected.

The second time I was there I met Marcel Duchamp, and we immediately fell for each other. Which doesn't mean a thing because I think anybody who met Marcel fell for him.

Drugs are delusive; they do not adjust anything.

When we realize how great a debt we owe to God, we become willing servants, eager to be poured out for God and His Kingdom.

since God has appointed one remedy for all the evils in the world and that is a contented spirit.

Sales-driven cultures can really differentiate you from the majority of the competition.

Happiness is a new idea in Europe.

Colonialism has completed the destruction of the American Indian in the United States - the cultural destruction.