I'm a huge Kevin Youkilis fan.

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

Life Sucks,get a helmet

You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

Crisis doesn't create character; it reveals it.

Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

What firefighters, and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do, basically these people say "I'm going to protect all these strangers."

No one can hurt you without teaching a life's lesson. So accept it with love and kindness.

In Mexico we have a trick - add a crystal of salt to the kettle and the tea tastes better, almost English. But after four pots, your kettle's broken.

The map had been the first form of misdirection, for what is a map but a way of emphasizing some things and making other things invisible?

I always loved action adventure. It is something I always wanted to do.

A nation that encourages its people to spend more and save less promotes economic backwardness, social decay and its own financial doom.

We don't reach the light through endless analysis of the dark. We reach the light by choosing the light.

The people that always impress me are the ones that are curious about what they're going to do next.

Inside me there is a fat man dying to get out.

Besides, you don't work for a dollar - you work to create and have fun.

By instinct and tradition, I don't like the thing. I like to look someone in the eye.