I'm a huge fan of Big L. He is my favorite rapper.

Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!

I had sadness for breakfast.

I don't want to rap about my car. How generic is that? Be creative.

I'm a really huge fan of papaya juice.

There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films … like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to have some deep meaning.

I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it's as if it doesn't even exist.

I don't know why I do what I do. I tend to go for the really weird, bizarre stuff. I actually have to tone it down for the show.

I was a huge Internet junkie.

I just want $1 million next season, that's all I want

As young as I look, I think it will still be funny if I played a person who's kind of tortured and hates his life. Kind of like a Larry David-type thing.

Remember, we who fell like stars from Heaven still shine bright in our own court.

When we work to end childhood hunger, we are giving our love to kids who need it so much they will never ask for it.

Believe me, nothing is trivial.

My parents wanted me to work in a bank or as an accountant.

I loved the feeling of talking and having somebody really listen to what I have to say. It was like a high or something.

There's a Buddhist precept that the only thing you deserve is the chance to do the work, and I've been given the chance to do the work.

Anyone can cook, and most everyone should.

I'm not looking for artistic license with the script. I tend to arrive at a form with the script and feel that that should be for the time being what we aim for.

Lying is an elementary means of self-defense.

Dear bells! how sweet the sound of village bells When on the undulating air they swim!