I'm a kindhearted but highly competitive pragmatist. When I seek to win something, I always make certain it's never at the expense of anything more serious than the inadequate efforts of others.

There may come a day when internet comments sections are deemed, for the good of humanity and the sanity of civilization in general, to be a form of biohazard or metaphysical catastrophe.

Love is being able to view a situation without adding duality to it.

War is when people kill one another, right? Why would they do that?

Steve Carell and Tina Fey are a match made in comedy heaven. They're perfect.

I know there's a lot of nasty humor directed at celebrities, but my feeling is, in most cases, they deserve it.

Death is no more than passing from one room into another.

You worry too much about what goes into your mouth and not enough about what comes out of it.

There's no subtext in Harry Potter really; it's all magic, anything can happen. Why do I say this? Because it's a magic spell. It's quite nice in a way. There is a real freedom to it.

Everything that exalts and expands consciousness is good, while that which depresses and diminishes it is evil.

I need to be creative, make art every day for my own sanity.

What you believe is more important than what you possess. What you live is more lasting than what you profess. Whom you inspire is more significant than whom you impress.