I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.

Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

The scary thing about the future... there will be tiny cameras everywhere, and they'll be flying around like mosquitoes and drones. That will be bad. Drones are scary. You can't reason with a drone.

Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

God often gives nuts to toothless people.

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well ... all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky starts we don't live in Paraguay!

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.

I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff.

It is in the storm, not the calm, that a rainbow is born.

Marriages can endure any difficulty with unfailing love and dedication.

Don’t look on in awe, emulate your idols and become one in the process.

How could you tell children they were playing with fire if they´d never had the experience of being burned?

Generally in New York, people just walk over you with no problem about that. Other countries, people want to resuscitate you, like, after a bit.

Lay hold of something that will help you, and then use it to help somebody else.

Lord Help the Mister that comes between Me and My Sister.

I have one thing in common with the emerging black nations of Africa: We both have voices, and we are discovering what we can do with them.

My music is a very personal reflection of me, whereas, acting a role, thats a reflection of another character.

We have to surrender ourselves completely to the Lord with faith and devotion in Him, serve others to the best of our capacity, and never be a source of sorrow to anybody.