I'm a liberal Democrat, and I state that proudly.

My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that.

I'd like to have a drink with Bill Maher and see how he feels. We were too conservative coming over to Fox from fX, and got ourselves off our best game

I'm responsible for what I am and what I want to be. I'm not trying to live by another's standards.

Some people come in and really freak. There's movement everywhere, even a dancing housekeeper!

Be. Here. NOW. Don't forget to breathe. When all else fails, grab a clown nose.

That sun is lookin' good... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke writers are awesome.

When a contestant actually loses consciousness, I think that's a good sign.

I work best when people are here to puncture me

Particularly with live TV, I have a really good time reacting in the moment to things that are going on around me. I try to think of the viewers' perspective too.

I'm not a big raised stage fan.

When I hear that people live by the book, I always wonder which one.

No one thanks you for showing them the light.

They don't know the distinction between taking care of a child and raising a child.

Some disappointments honor those who inspire them

The man who thinks his wife his baby his house his horse his dog and himself severely unequalled is almost sure to be a good-humored person.

The role of the comedian is to say 'Wait a minute' when a consensus starts to form.

I love sports. I love animals. I love kids. I want to save the world. So how do I combine all those things? I don't know

The only woman to whom it has been given to touch what is decisive in the present world and to have a presentiment of the world of the future.

I mean, it's not important what kind of pants you wear; it's how you wear them.

Falling in love-you should go with it, regardless of whether or not your heart gets smashed. You'll be a better person.