I'm a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start to eat.

You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.

I don't eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza.

We didn't have steroids. If I wanted to get pumped up, I drank a case of beer.

I have no ax to grind. I was lucky. I played. How many guys play high school, college football never play pro football?

The two saddest moments of my life were when my mother died and when I was told I couldn't play football for the Colts anymore.

He runs like a camel. A really pissed off camel.

Well the frog men finally got Rosie.

The only weight I ever lifted weighed 24 ounces. It was a Schlitz. I always replaced my fluids.

I went to college to play football, not to study it.

I never met a cold cut I didn't like.

I am very simple and kind of a man to be a politician.

Right thinking plus right action equals right results." ~ Dr. MaryAnn Diorio

I have observed that vulgar readers almost always lose their veneration for the writings of the genius with whom they have had personal intercourse.

I love threats. They make great quotes. Is that recorder working, Irene?

But we talk about issues, we talk about people, we talk about personalities. George is a very good reader of people, and he's very perceptive about people, and you know, that's fine.

I nodded, pretending I was relaxed. I watched the sunlight sparkling on the water and practiced mind-body integration for a few seconds by quietly hyperventilating.

What is believed to be a fact is only a fact until another fact supersedes it. Science is only a fashion. Nothing more.

I think love is a really hard thing to define. I think it's multifaceted.

I think that black fiction authors have to work very hard to avoid being typed as seeking only a black audience.

Seek happy nights to happy days.W