I'm a lovable, harmless, lovable, little fuzzball.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

We were not placed on an empty island for a reason, we were placed into communities to BUILD RELATIONSHIPS and Help ONE ANOTHER!

The truth is, Everyone was taken before, What hurts is that, sometimes they are imprisoned with their past.

Nobody ever had too many of them (pitchers).

At nighttime, you just try to keep him out of jail.

Even when our eyes are closed, there's a whole world that exists outside ourselves and our dreams.

I believe the gun has no power because a gun can only kill, but a pen can give life.

Some say that life has no form, that it is extremely diffuse. I think I can agree with them. ... A life without conclusions is painful.

The job of a legislator is much more fixing existing law, revising it, improving it, than it is passing something that doesn't exist.