I'm a maniac, and everyone on this stage is stupid, fat and ugly. And Ben [Carson] you're a terrible surgeon.

I want you to take a good, hard look at me, America, because this is exactly what you’ve got coming.

It took Jimmy Carter to give us Ronald Reagan.

Always be sexy. I salute that message.

Liberty is never safer than when politicans are terrified.

Climate change is the perfect pseudoscientific theory for a big government politician who wants more power. Why? Because it is a theory that can never be disproven.

Every candidate is going to come to you and say they are the most conservative person that ever lived.

The essence of the conservative message should be we want a dynamic nation where anybody with nothing can achieve anything.

I've spent the past month in Washington D.C. and it is terrific to be back in America.

The last 15 years, there has been no recorded warming. Contrary to all the theories that they are expounding, there should have been warming over the last 15 years. It hasn't happened.

Do you know the rate of military enlistment among Hispanics is higher than any demographic in this country?

The less you use your brain, the less it will be there for use when you need it.

But for better or worse, I am not motivated by kindness.

Like all lawyers, I was delighted by gratitude. It happened so rarely.

The theory that something has to be big to have a significant impact is false.

We must prove to the world that we are all nincompoops

The world is imperfect, and young people are always trying to perfect it and they always fail - which is a good thing. Who'd want to live in a perfect world?

As regards plots I find real life no help at all. Real life seems to have no plots.

When he (Richard Nixon) took the oath of office, he pledged to be the president for 100% of the people, and I challenge the president to prove that he is being the president for 100% of the people.

I am only as good as my children are.

For light I go directly to the Source of light, not to any of the reflections.