I'm a misunderstood genius." "What's misunderstood?" "Nobody thinks I'm a genius.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

When they say the sky's the limit to me that's really true

A budding fashionista even at four, I would capture the little lizards and latch them, still living, onto my earlobes as earrings. Most girls wouldn't touch them, I thought they completed the outfit.

The wonderful world!

I hope we all feel more comfortable acknowledging the power of image in our perceived successes and our perceived failures.

I always get worried about disrupting continuity. I seem to get blamed for that a lot.

But some, besides allegiance to their original error, possess I know not what fanciful interest in remaining hostile not so much toward the things in question as toward their discoverer.

Factory farming is the attitude that commodifies sentient life.

If the General Government should be left dependent on the State Legislatures, it would be happy for us if we had never met in this room.

Everything that reminds me of her goes through me like a spear.

As we depend upon our masters, for what we eat and drink and wear, and for all our comfortable things in this world, we cannot be happy, unless we please them.