I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

As long as you can savor the humorous aspect of misery and misfortune, you can overcome anything.

Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago.

If you're not happy without it, you'll never be happy with it.

Wherever you go in the world, you just have to say you're Canadian and people laugh

Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.

I thought to myself, "Join the army!" It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds.

You know, the finest line a man will walk is between success at work and success at home.

I know what I have to do if I want to lose weight and stay healthy: eat a proper diet and exercise. All I've got to do is apply it.

I'm the one who has to look in the mirror, and after a while it begins to eat at you.

Like your job. Love your wife.

Choose a job you love, Your work is going to fill a large part of your life.

A mode of conduct, a standard of courage, discipline, fortitude and integrity can do a great deal to make a woman beautiful.

Stand out. Dare to deliver what’s in your heart.

The supreme attainment of human life is divine bliss. Divine bliss is the nature of the Self.

I can pretty much get in touch with my evil side pretty easily.

If you want to be popular, preach happiness. If you want to be unpopular, preach holiness.

It is never persuasive to argue that you are not the kind of person who does what you are actually doing.

There are lots of threats to you in the world. There's the threat of a heart attack for genetic reasons. You can't sit there and worry about everything. Get a life.

Dare to be what your best self knows you ought to be; dare to be a bigger human being than you have ever been.

You can never tell what's in a woman's mind, And if she's from Harlem, there's no use o' tryin