I'm a moron because I don't want to lie in a gutter puking over myself... yeah right

I find drug use disrespectful, self destructive and weak. I want no part of it. I believe in complete respect for myself and others.

I'm an extremist, I have to deal with my own extreme personality, and I walk the fine line of wanting to die and wanting to be the ruler of it all.

One time I was singing along with a boy that looked like me in the crowd and he pushed away the mic and started making out with me and accidently bit my lip and I had to get stitches.

Usually, old ladies tell me to find Jesus. Look, I'm just trying to find some chai and a good vegan muffin.

Animals are sentient creatures. I love them very much. I do not feel that we have the right to torture, murder, and abuse them for our own disgusting dietary and fashion wants and needs.

Personally I have never found the practice of recreational drug use appealing. In fact, I have always found the lifestyle and the people who surround it to be abhorrent.

The people who send us fan mail written in blood say the nicest things, so it doesn't freak us out too much.

I heard recently that I used to date Patrick Swayze.

But when I cut off my hair I even had friends not recognize me.

I've heard there are vegan corn dogs - I don't know if that's true but, jeez, I'd love to eat one of them.

You never cease to be unique.

We either allow our past to keep interfering with our optimal expression of love and happiness, or we can move beyond our past with renewed passion for life

I don't look at fashion the way other people do.

All any grownup expects of an adolescent is that he act like an adult and be satisfied to be treated like a child.

The lights of stars that were extinguished ages ago still reaches us. So it is with great men who died centuries ago, but still reach us with the radiations of their personalities.

I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason as anyone else loves me. Because I made them laugh.

No novel is a clone of any preceding one, though with a background cast of characters and things that has grown to thousands, there are many familiar aspects.

I enjoy making the decisions.

Pay minimum wage, you get minimum work. Nobody seems to get that.

Some people think you are strong when you hold on. Others think it is when you let go.