I'm a much better coach than I was six years ago.

I never wear a watch, because I always know it's now - and now is when you should do it.

Whether youre a quarterback and you just threw a pick, or youre a corner and you just got beat for a touchdown, youve got to have a short-term memory, shake it off and play the next play.

That's the same in college. It's the same in high school. Kids are getting bigger, stronger, faster, more into the weightlifting, more into nutrition, more into size.

Young quarterbacks do well because they have a great defense.

I care about this state... and I feel a responsibility to get things done. If we stay healthy and play smart we can be a playoff team. I think we're on the right track.

There's no way running on a beach or at some high school playground that you're going to get in football shape like you do when you practice.

The Chargers made a statement today.

I've been a lucky guy.

This league is getting big. We have way more 300-pound guys than ever before. That's not to say all the people in athletics who have died are 300-pound guys. There are so many different reasons.

She loves me like the star loves the sky.

I climb aboard my tricycle and pedal my heart to the stars.

He swift don't win the race. It goes to the worthy, who can divide the word of truth.

Enlightenment is simply sanity~ the sanity in which I see my real situation in the living fabric of all that exists.

You saw his weakness, and he will never forgive you.

When it's going well, stand-up is the best thing in the world, but when it's not, it feels like all your toes are being pulled off one by one.

The downside to celebrity is when you make it a 24 hour thing. I think celebrity is about turning it on and turning it off.

A theater person should know what holds an audience and what does not.

I like murder mysteries, the Agatha Christie kinds of things where you know that it's all going to be neatly wound up at the end.

The meaning of my life is to help others find meaning in theirs.