I'm a neurotic Jew who doesn't want loans. I can't even carry a balance on my credit card without having a nervous breakdown.

I'm not on a mission. I'm not a paragon of health for anybody. I'm not going to run a marathon or model for 'Men's Health' or go on bike rides with Lance Armstrong. I'm not. Trust me.

The great thing about cake is it doesn't feel like work. You forget about work. Kids, adults, they all get the same look in their eye when they're decorating cakes... That's the magic right there.

I feel like I'm 18, with the maturity level of like a 14-year-old. I'm still the same goofball; I'm still in college, as far as I'm concerned.

Law breaking, graffiti artist, dumb jock that I am, I'm pretty socially conscious.

I love history because when you strip away the social and political aspects, it's really just a bunch of fun stories.

Tomorrow looked a lot better yesterday

Obedience Brings The Kingdom Of God To Earth

Statisticians tell us that people underestimate the sheer number of coincidences that are bound to happen in a world governed by chance.

This is a time, when there seems to be a particular need for friends of wisdom and truth to join together.

You know, the streets are filled with vipers Who've lost all ray of hope You know, it ain't even safe no more In the palace of the Pope

Look, don't judge Christianity by the imperfect examples that we have seen in history. Judge it by Jesus Christ.

Elvis Presley and Puccini shall return.

If you would get exercise, go in search of the springs of life.

My mother put me on birth control as soon as I told her I wanted to go on it. I was 16. I was very young.

Any human love a man gets he can make fill his life. It's like the grain of mustard-seed.