I'm a pessimist by nature. A pot head, but a pessimist.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

Courage is sustained by calling up anew the vision of the goal.

The abortion license has not brought freedom and security to women. Rather, it has ushered in a new era of irresponsibility toward women and children, one that now begins before birth.

I'd rather have preparation than motivation. Everyone likes to play, but no one likes to practice.

It's not that often that you get to have a large commercial success and then have something that you want to do that you can excite people about.

It's great when two strangers become best friends but not when best friends become two strangers.

To a good spender God is the Treasurer.

Restrict bankruptcy rules.

In the love of a man and a woman is the look of God looking.

I mean, sleeping with the same woman, night after night. Boring!

I think the public doesn't understand that one of the reasons I haven't stood up for myself is because in order to do that, I have to stoop to a level that further humiliates other people.