I'm a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else.

The best things in life are free - and $19.95.

Life's a pitch, and then you buy.

You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I'm coming after you and taking back what's mine.

I enjoy what I do. I think it shows.

It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run.

It's important for me to sell a product that works.

Never go into battle for your ego, Learn to battle for something much greater.

Never get angry. If you have to get angry, get angry at yourself and not at others.

Pray to catch the bus, then run as fast as you can.

Chana knows, I wondered sometimes how I raised that child without strangling her. By age six, [Jasnah] was pointing out my logical fallacies as I tried to get her to go to bed on time.

Don't give up on the people you love. Your patient love and faithfulness may be exactly what they need to make a complete turnaround.

In the U.S., too many yogurts are filled with corn syrup, preservatives, artificial this and that. To me, this is poison.

Let deeds correspond with words. [Lat., Dictis facta suppetant.]

It is a capital blunder; as you discover, when another man recites his charities.

Even though I teach with 35mm, my method takes people by surprise, because it isn't fast, and it isn't about hardware or software, or even great results. It's about great process.

I'm still technically employed by the National Broadcasting Company.