I'm a pretty normal guy. I do one weird thing. I like to go in the women's room for number two. I've been caught several times and I have paid dearly.

Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name? Creed Bratton.

I’ve been involved in a number of cults both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but you make more money as a leader.

In case you were wondering, my spirit animal is a duck billed platypus.

No matter how you get here or where you end up, human beings have this miraculous gift to make that place home.

The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job. I will do whatever it takes to survive…like I did when I was a homeless man.

When I was a teenager, I was in an iron-lung.

I think if you don't have it [desire], you're not going to be pushed into anything. You've got to want to do something.

I keep busy. That was my nickname in college, 'Iron to the Fire.' I like to keep several things going at once.

Ш'm not cybernaut, this stuff's so foreign to me.

I'm a survivalist and a survivor.

The practice of non-violence requires a belief in divine vengeance.

To have long term success as a coach or in any position of leadership, you have to be obsessed in some way.

I always loved rapping ever since Snoop said "1-2-3-4," I was repeating lines, but I didn't start writing my own lyrics until I was twelve.

Because God loves us, he gives us lyrics to sing when our hearts can't form words.

Nobody respects a country with a poor army, but everybody respects a country with a good army. I raise my toast to the Finnish army

If there's one thing Gus Uhlenbeek's got, it's pace and determination.

I thought I'd never do film, let alone television. I was a diehard theater nut.

Girl talk. That thing I've always been so bad at.

Don't worry about your platform; focus on your impact.

I realized that democracy is indivisible, or rather, that freedom is indivisible. There are many clown-democracies in the Arab world, which have nothing to do with freedom.