I'm a problem-solver, and you're welcome.

Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.

I'm getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties. I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media.

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.

Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.

Rise to become human again, my friend. Become the human, that talks humans, acts humans and lives human.

Sometimes kindness doesn’t beget anything but misery. My mother didn’t have to learn that until she was in her thirties

Other than the fact that I like a country house, I can't think of anything I'd want to spend my money on.

It takes truth, and it takes speaking truth to power, but because the stranglehold is so tight it seems to take something else - a real political threat.

I move my lips when I read -- I'm painfully slow -- so I like really good English.

We must accept the fact that transport and communications will bring the world in close relations and the youth of the world should have standards and ideals in common.

I've spent years trying to "get in touch with my inner child," but now my new therapist tells me it's mostly been inappropriate touching.

It is wonderful to have someone praise you, to be desired.

She had always wanted words, she loved them; grew up on them. Words gave her clarity, brought reason, shape.

I know that my books are worthy, which is separate from me.