I'm a product of what I believe in.

A leopard does not change his spots, or change his feeling that spots are rather a credit.

You are offered a piece of bread and butter that feels like a damp handkerchief and sometimes, when cucumber is added to it, like a wet one.

Anyone who picks up a Compton-Burnett finds it very hard not to put it down.

There are different kinds of wrong. The people sinned against are not always the best.

For me, one of the pleasures of cats company is their devotion to bodily comfort.

Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.

Science can have no quarrel with a religion which postulates a God to whom men are His children.

My youth is escaping without giving me anything it owes me.

We can build upon foundations anywhere if they are well and firmly laid.

At your next breath each of you will probably inhale half a dozen or so of the molecules of Caesar’s last breath.

Holy fu-" he starts then catches himself."Yes, this tithe will be most pleasing to her Goodness." Me and Magnus exchange amused glances.

CPR dummy looked like him and had clearly been stabbed. Repeatedly. In the groin. He thought she might have used the dummy for target practice, and tried not to be offended. Key word: tried.

Eminem is the greatest, ever.

There's a real opportunity to have a vertical takeoff and landing electric supersonic jet.

We are here to love. Not much else matters.

In 1854 I took out a patent for puddling iron by means of steam.

The truth is that good and bad coexist; sour and sweet coexist. They aren't really opposed to each other.

Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free.

Lot's and lot's I am a proud man having so many fans of my work: (Paintings and films)

When you have something to work with, then you fly with it.