I'm a professional actor. If I was a plumber, I wouldn't just do my plumbing in Beverly Hills bathrooms; I'd like to install air conditioning units and a few other things.

Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.

Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes.

Doing nothing is very tough to do because you never know when you're finished. The upside is that from the moment you wake up in the morning, you're on the job.

I really have to keep an eye on myself, because sometimes I think I might say something important.

One thing a person won't do when he's laughing is try to beat you up.

There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking.

It doesn't really matter where I go (Heaven or Hell). I'll have plenty of friends in both places.

Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don't be a punchline.

Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts.

Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.

The "October Revolution" is a myth generated by the winners, the Bolsheviks, and swallowed whole by progressive circles in the West.

There are lots of authentic, moving characters in so-called systems novels, just as there are certainly deep structural ideas in some character-driven novels.

The world is fed by greed.

France is a meddow that cuts thrice a yeere.

Sincerity is a great but rare virtue, and we pardon to it much complaining, and the betrayal of many weaknesses.

If you want to sell 'em fish, sell 'em big fish. That's the secret to success.

Promise me you will appreciate every moment because we are the lucky ones

A persons portrayal on TV isnt always how someone is.

You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time.

Teamwork is what the Green Bay Packers were all about. They didn't do it for individual glory. They did it because they loved one another.