I'm a professional singer. I have a theory that all actors want to be rock stars, and all rock stars want to be actors. I spent my whole school life forming boy bands.

The difference between doing something and not doing something is doing something.

You'll always make mistakes and you'll miss the mark sometimes. That's inevitably going to happen, because the best people in the world make mistakes - even people who are brilliant.

Who puts strawberries in a salad? Seriously, is this a thing now? Is it a thing I don't know about? Is it an American thing? It can be. It's freaking me out.

Whatever it is, I just loved it and felt at my absolute happiest when I was performing for people. And if that's what you want from a job, then this is the best job you could ever do.

Funny is funny. And if it's good, it travels.

To be honest, all I wanted to do, all I ever, ever wanted to do - I just wanted to perform.

I guess I have a faith. I have an overriding feeling that all of this can't be for nothing. But then I also fully understand that it might be.

I sometimes have an over-confidence that can be viewed as arrogance.

I've always wanted to be in musicals, not just in film, but on stage. I think it's a wonderful medium.

Fondue is not a good date food. You end up with cheese dripping down your face.

The majestic mountain is swimming in the eternal lake of beauty, love, and tranquility.

Lets build a happy little cloud.Lets build some happy little trees.

A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!

People, I guess, generally come to see me do stand-up with a working knowledge of my broad sense of humor on 'The Daily Show'... I don't think anyone would mistake me as an actual anchor.

The proper reply to right wing religiosity is not to insist that politics and religion don't mix. This is the stock response of the left.

Pacifists should stress more and more that it is the rule of law for which they are fighting.

If someone hands you a million dollars, best you become a millionaire, or you won't get to keep the money.

Live the Self that fills the whole Universe.

Job happiness is directly proportional to the distance you are from the home office.

I didn't always have 14,000 people wanting to hang out with me on a Saturday night.