I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all.

People will kill you over time, and how they'll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like 'be realistic.'

Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.

Black Books adheres to a more old fashioned, traditional sitcom format, which I think works, because in its own way, it's quite theatrical.

You’re not an adult at all - you're just a tall child holding a beer, having conversations you don't understand...

Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you always have a lot less than you think.

I'm quite a compulsive person-I only worked this out recently - I'm compulsive, but I'm also very indecisive. I don't know what I want, but I know that I want it now.

Oh how I hate you. I hate you so much it gives me energy. I have to get up early in the morning just to hate you, because there's not enough time in the day! Please GO AWAY!

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.

I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow.

You try various things when you're growing up. I was an attache in the Foreign Service for a while and then I drove a bulldozer, but neither of those panned out for me so it had to be stand-up.

Love isn't suppose to hurt. If it does, then it is absolutely not a true love.

I hope I am remembered by my children as a good father.

I believe forgiveness is possible for everybody, for everything, but I'm a Buddhist.

The ability to mingle with so many countries and cultures is extremely valuable for men and women.

Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad.

I can do anything - but that doesn't mean I should do that. I need to enjoy what I do. I enjoy making movies.

All of our existing ideas have creative possibilities.

For me the only certain means of knowing God is nonviolence, ahimsa, love.

... show respect for your money ... Then your money will think and care about you in return.

Remember, channel your inner winner.