I'm a real conservative. I never became a hippie, or a groupie. I never wore flowers in my hair.

I didn't invent the word "selfie," but I took tons of Polaroids of myself.

I'd never let anybody share dessert with me or even have a taste.

The terrible thing about sunlight is it shows the dirt.

It's easier to eat nothing than to eat something.

I've never been a pizza eater. I don't like to hold it and fold it and always burn the roof of my mouth. I hate having greasy fingers.

TV has gotten so boring that the only thing I watch is the news.

I can't stand cell phones and I don't know one single thing about the computer. I have a friend come that lives in my building to check if I have emails. I don't even know what to google.

I watch news from the minute I wake up till 11. Then I switch to Charlie Rose. Fox News all the way.

I just think the Kardashians are just so cheap!

Of course I haven't seen it! I wouldn't look at anything of Kim Kardashian's. I have never seen that show. I just think the Kardashians are just so cheap! No class.

Eternity is a long time to spend alone, without others of your kind.

Observing stupidity in others is a sure sign of stupidity in the observer.

The one thing I missed was never having children. It just wasn't in the cards, I guess.

When I get too worked up about things I have always escaped into catatonia.

The key of D is daffodil yellow, B major is maroon, and B flat is blue.

The heart does heal and you will love like this again- except when you do, you'll deny that you ever loved like this before.

For your kindness, I'm in debt to you. For your selflessness, my admiration.

I have always had fun playing the game of baseball because I loved it so much.

It could never be a correct justification that, because the whites oppressed us yesterday when they had power, that the blacks must oppress them today because they have power.

I was excited about The Dark Knight until Heath Ledger gave away the ending, Batman always wins.