I'm a really good swimmer.

We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat and I built a boat.

A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work

The greatest secret of life is never give up. Don’t give up on yourself, your dreams and your family.

With God the vision is possible to realize.

Can you make the salad while I fix the garlic bread?" He flashed her a grin. "Babe, I live to make salad.

Some are born to sweet delight, Some are born to endless night.

There are Reasons behind all Decisions.

Nothing but Money, Is sweeter than Honey.

I wanted to be a secret agent and an astronaut, preferably at the same time.

When you're young, you don't feel iconoclastic - you're just kind of doing what seems natural, what moves you.

Analysis and synthesis are both as necessary to the thinking spirit as inspiration and expiration to the organism.

There are times when you devote yourself to a higher cause than personal safety.