I'm a registered Independent. But my brother says it's obvious that I'm a Republican sympathizer. Once I get in the voting booth, it doesn't matter.

I almost died, secretly, behind closed doors.

I learned in an extremely hard way that the accountability falls with me.

Evolution isn't true, because if we evolved from monkeys, how can they still be here?

Loving Jesus is what's most important to me. I know it sounds hokey, but it's the truth.

I think it's really terrifying that a country based on the foundations and ideals of God, is now systematically removing God from everything. Everything!

I don't think Warren Buffett should be the treasurer or whatever. Warren Buffett's nuts! Just because he's a freaking billionaire doesn't mean he has common sense.

Not a lot of individuals get to refer to the Lord in their prayers as 'Dude', but he's doing a new thing with me.

If Barack Obama is elected, I'll be moving out of the country.

My life is God's life in me for Him to do with what He wants.

I've been to MTV and all of that worldly stuff. It's death. It's meaningless.

You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me.

Our dreams prove that to imagine - to dream about things that have not happened - is among mankind's deepest needs.

Electric cars aren't pollution-free they have to get their energy from somewhere.

Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.

Wiggle like a stick, wobble like a duck, that's what you do when you do the Hucklebuck.

And I suddenly think, as I look across the table at him, that these are the days as they will be. This is the future as we see it. The swerve and the static. The confidence and the doubt.

That's when you know you know somebody. When you know every piece of clothing they have in their wardrobe. That's friendship.

I felt like it needed some color down there, so I painted the walls with the motherfucker.

What stands in the way of effortless effort is caring, or a conscious attempt to do well.

I grew up in cattle country-that's why I became a vegetarian. Meat stinks, for the animals, the environment, and your health.