I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.

Effective love is rarely efficient.

Every dogma has its day.

Thou canst not serve both cod and salmon.

Men have to take more responsibility. Men have to intervene

America is now a socialist economy. The definition of a socialist economy is when 50% or more of your economy is dependent on the federal government.

I dream of a Digital India where mobile and e-Banking ensures Financial Inclusion.

If you want to do something, anything, with all your heart, you will find a way.

Nature is not horrible. Nature is not wonderful. Nature is not cruel. Nature is not beautiful. Nature only is.

I think the opinion is worth less now than it ever has been.

The traveler walks through many mirages before he finds water.