I'm a shepherd, not a sheep, and I've always prided myself on being a leader and not a follower.

I really pay attention to the bass in the music I listen to, and that's what I tend to write toward.

The sword was a very elegant weapon in the days of the samurai. You had honor and chivalry much like the knights, and yet it was a gruesome and horrific weapon.

It pisses me off, people are idiots, but what are you going to do? The world is full of idiots. That's why we'll never have flying cars. People don't know how to drive

You've got Corey Feldman doing his thing, and the problem is, they're trying to be pop stars. You can't compare Salty to any of the other actors out there playing music

I'm left handed, but my dad taught me to play guitar right-handed.

All these child stars grow up and they're knockin' over banks and getting prostitutes. I'm, like, one of the only people I know that has managed to dodge all of that negative crap.

I don't think you can ever make enough to be set for life. Well, I guess there are limits. In the billions, I guess.

I'm the guy who will eat something that looks nice when I'm out, but when I take it home in a doggie bag, it'll sit in the back of my refrigerator until it starts to move.

I'm not a big radio guy, I don't listen to whatever is the hip new thing.

I don't know who's worse with little boys, Mario or Michael Jackson.

One should forgive one's enemies, but not before they are hanged.

Be hopeful.

Jeopardy, Mom! You have got to get on Jeopardy! Seriously! You could marry Alex Trebek! You could be Alex and Alex Trebek! You could be Alex SQUARED!

...be more than a person she would settle for... be a person she would yearn for.

uh, yeah, I love...worms" Classic. Someone should record the gold that flows from my mouth.

Change excites me. I am fifty years old. It's when the mind catches up with the body.

After being impaled by a javelin, while officiating- I'm doing fine now, just resting and hanging around.

My Macbook is my new boyfriend, except that he's dependable and meets all my demands.

All architecture, which does not express serenity, fails in its spiritual mission. Thus, it has been a mistake to abandon the shelter of walls for the inclemency of large areas of glass.

At our best, it's a good experience but we do 22 episodes a year, so there are some clunkers.