I'm a strong believer that if you score goals, you win matches.

Paul Jewell's sides are always hard to break down, although Manchester United have a habit of breaking his sides down pretty easily.

I've told you a million times, I don't exaggerate.

What Newcastle lack is a lack of pace

Please kiss that girl a million times.

Stories are a kind of theme park of mortality. Deadnyland.

I'm not a handsome guy, but I can give my hand to someone who needs help. Beauty is in the heart, not in the face.

Family time is sacred time and should be protected and respected.

No matter how small you start, start something that matters.

Bill Parcells is a life changer

The Book of Revelation has all the authority, in these theological uplands, of military orders in time of war. The people turn to it for light upon all their problems, spiritual and secular.

The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns. Otherwise, they will win and the decent people will lose.

When discipline is sown, like a good seed, it yields a harvest of things that fulfill and satisfy us-things that make us happy and release peace and joy in our lives.

I shouldn't tell jokes about my wife. she's attached to a machine that keeps her alive... The refrigerator.