I'm a strong believer that you practice like you play, little things make big things happen.

To succeed, you need to find something to hold on to, something to motivate you, something to inspire you.

Marriage was probably the worst mistake I ever made in my life.

People need to pay attention to their bodies and go get a checkup. If you do that, you have a chance to help illnesses from getting even worse.

I was pretty hot-tempered all through school. I remember my high school basketball coach telling me: 'Boy, if you don't learn to control that temper, you're gonna kill somebody.'

You hope in this life that you grow and don't always repeat your mistakes.

Everything starts with yourself-with you making up your mind about what you're going to do with your life.

No parent or coach can be true to any child and say he's ready for the N.F.L. out of high school.

You always want to see the NFL try to protect the players.

All a lot of women see are dollar signs.

My four older brothers were my favorite players. That's why I got into football and sports.

A writer will divine a metaphor from a pattern on a dress, or a gesture, because sunsets have been done before.

I'm a comic, so I like to stay nocturnal. I work 10 p.m. to 1 a.m.

The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it.

I sometimes think we must be all mad and that we shall wake to sanity in strait-waistcoats.

Knowledge is freedom and with freedom comes understanding.

I can't prove that God doesn't exist, but I'd much rather live in a universe without one.

I believe that all poetry is formal in that it exists within limits, limits that are either inherited by tradition or limits that language itself imposes.

I got me a hit record and I ain't never made a cent from it.

I think every narrator is an unreliable narrator. In its classic definition - an unreliable narrator is one who reveals something they don't know themselves to be revealing. We all do that.

The rich buy assets. The poor only have expenses. The middle class buys liabilities they think are assets. The poor and the middle class work for money. The rich have money work for them.