I'm a sucker for a free tuxedo.

Change is such hard work.

My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love.

Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.

At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

I'm going to go on just living and laughing and loving.

It is better to look good than to feel good.

What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.

To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.

A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it's really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for causing it, it's great.

People always fear what they don't understand, Evangeline. History proves that.

Every rose is longing for joy and love

Forgiveness is an act of the will and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart.

People often think that you have a sense of humor because you think that life is funny. Life isn't funny at all. It's appalling and tragic.

I feel like there's the 'Hillary standard' and then there's the standard for everybody else.

Johnny Cashs' face belongs on Mount Rushmore.

Man is not man, but a wolf to those he does not know.

Socrates had a student named Plato, Plato had a student named Aristotle, and Aristotle had a student named Alexander the Great.

I felt trapped and fabricated in the fifties living up to other people's expectations.

Agriculture is the process of turning eco-systems into people.