I'm a sucker where I love shifting tides.

My favorite water cooler topic is fantasy football. I used to make fun of friends for doing it and now I'm obsessed.

Guys have a level of insecurity and vulnerability that's exponentially bigger than you think. With the primal urge to be alpha comes extreme heartbreak. The harder we fight, the harder we fall.

Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke.

It's not about celebrity or not. It's all about, do you have that 'girl in a cardigan' in you. You gotta have that.

Trophies and medals have never meant much to me. I've had amazing experiences, which let you feel like you've accomplished something.

I certainly went into losing my virginity terrified. Going on stage, I could only have imagined the worst possible outcomes. And then it went fine.

I've never been compared to Bugs Bunny and that's amazing, thank you.

Each cast member brings their own vibe and antics to the set. You're constantly surrounded by fun loving people who can make you laugh in their own way

When everything gets turned upside down, it only leads to better quality stuff.

We actually try our best to be non-biased, but for me, that was the best movie ["Sicario"], filmmaking-wise and storytelling-wise, and connected to me the most. I thought it was great.

Tell the truth no matter who it hurts.

Give me just enough information so that I can lie convincingly.

The fall of moral civilization has always been brought about by those who were "just doing their jobs".

A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry is to a woman.

My goal involves a hammock, a vegetable patch, and a solar-powered house. And I hope to eventually get there.

I never had innocence.

I'm getting the basics with the AFL, but the NFL is a different animal

Suddenly all those careful preparations disintegrated as predators far more dangerous than the walking dead proved what all wise killers already knew: that nothing was more dangerous than living men.

Sometimes, when you're writing sentence by sentence, you're not really sure what footprints you're going to fall into, or what ghosts might appear.

When people told the audience that [Sam Kinison] was good, he was accepted after that.