I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be both smiling.

I like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest compliment a person can pay to me.

If had a penny for every strange look I've gotten from strangers on the street I'd have about 10 to 15 dollars, which is a lot when you're dealing with pennies.

It's just cool to be involved in something that's that big and joyous and meant to make people feel happy.

I didn't realize how much people liked to bash SNL until I was on. I've always just liked it, and I've always watched it and been into it.

I do a lot of laughing at my own self in life, so I think I come at things with a pretty easygoing view.

I'm a comedian, and I decided I wanted to be a comedian when I was eight years old watching old Saturday Night Live episodes. I never decided to be a rapper because I'm not a rapper.

If I was any more on edge, I'd be Bono.

As long as I get to be doing what I love, which is making comedy and that kind of thing, I feel lucky that I get to.

People will tell me, "Oh, my kid watches your show on their iPad, over and over again until they memorize." And I'm like, "Wow, I was that kid watching other shows. That's the coolest!"

No matter how much it's growing, the Internet still is a pretty specific demographic. It doesn't necessarily represent the general populace.

They never fail who die in a great cause.

You become what you believe, decide, and act upon.

I hoped Claire would have a girl. A nephew would be fun until he got his first erection and then he'd be like the rest of them.

Canada was settled in the main by people with a lower middle-class outlook and a respect rather than an affectionate familiarity for the things of the mind.

A good laugh helps us recognize how ridiculous it is to get excited about matters that are often trivial. . . .

Are you your clothes? Are you your name? Are you your profession? Stop identifying with them. They come and go

Hush! Take no notice!" - Gandalf

In crisis management, be quick with the facts, slow with the blame.

I tore the dreams from my head and tossed them in the flames. And the smoke smelled like my past, and it stung my eyes but I was too stubborn to blink.

In every decade rock and roll starts to get very serious and navel gazing and kind of self serious and every once and a while it kind of needs a kick in the pants.