I'm a tomato freak, but sometimes you have to get it in ketchup form for people to be able to open to tomatoes.

For the most part, pianos are female to me. Sometimes they're dykes, and they're always good fun.

Women must understand that simply attacking or hating men is just another form of disempowerment. A woman has to realize that when she makes a man crawl it doesn't give her power.

Guys would sleep with a bicycle if it had the right color lip gloss on. They have no shame. They're like bull elks in a field.

Healing takes courage, and we all have courage, even if we have to dig a little to find it.

Some of the most wonderful people are the ones who don't fit into boxes.

We are all fairies living underneath a leaf of a lily pad.

It's emotional blackmail to say if you're a good businesswoman and a musician, you're betraying your music.

People think I'm nuts because I can sit in a room and be happy by myself.

The sense of loss is such a tricky one, because we always feel like our worth is tied up into stuff that we have, not that our worth can grow with things we are willing to lose.

Some people hide more than others, and it does intrigue me.

Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?'Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?

Not everything is meant for all to hear.

What strikes me is the fact that in our society, art has become something which is only related to objects, and not to individuals, or to life.

Behind the ostensible government sits enthroned an invisible government owing no allegiance and acknowledging no responsibility to the people.

Santa cAme early this year! good things come to those who wait! ❤ #rebelheart

Nothing is so aggravating as calmness.

An execution order hasn’t kept us apart before. There are ways to get around it. We will be together.” “Is that an order?” “No, a promise.

I know a girl, she been married so many times, she got rice marks all over her face

I'm not saying girls are perfect, because we all know that's not true. But why be unfaithful to her if she was true to you.

I would prefer chess to become part of the Olympic Games. This would also lead to chess become more accepted as a sport in general.