I'm a very highly opinionated person, and so people assume I'm opining on everything; when I open my mouth and say something, it's an opinion.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

It is in vain to chase two birds at the same time, even if you have a thousand legs.

I am drunk with love and afraid of nothing.I am melting like happiness, enjoying everything.

I do not see any numbers or anything

To get what you want, you better learn from the experience.

I'm a demon. I do bad things. It's genetic.

I was supposed to be a professional rollerblader!

There is nothing that God has judged good for us that He has not given us the means to accomplish, both in the natural and the moral world.

Try this New Year's resolution: I won't check my phone, my tablet, or my computer until I've first read a chapter in my Bible.

God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise.

I wanted to be a scientist. But I had no math skills.