I'm a very loyal boyfriend. I'm a bit of a joker... I can be romantic, but not too sickly.

If I were a food, I'd be a Chili because you know.. I'm hot.

In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.

Live life for the moment, because everything else is uncertain.

And I'd marry you, Harry. Because it rhymes.

I secretly want to be a zebra. That is why I always wear stripes.

Always be nice to people. Whatever how bad they are to you. To show them you are not like them.

Fans always tell me I'm beautiful, but no one will ever be as beautiful as them

Even if there's a tiny tiny chance, isn't that worth going for it?

If you want to do something, Go for it you've got nothing to loose.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he's a fungi!

You cannot hope to sweep someone else away by the force of your writing until it has been done to you.

When your mind is still and undisturbed by stimulation, the true nature naturally shines out and you can directly see what you really are.

The place of exciting innovation - where the action is - that's Rhode Island!

Did it ever occur to anyone that if you put nice libraries in public schools you wouldn't have to put them in prisons?

If [drugs] didn't exist, our government would have to invent them, the better to enact laws aimed at keeping the citizens "sinless and obedient."

Life is so tough. I don't know how old you are, but I've seen so much in a wink. One phone call and your life is changed forever. We all know that. You better laugh at everything.

The freedom of the press should be inviolate.

Nobody can call himself a Christian who does not worship Jesus.

It's not like I idolize this one guy Machiavelli. I idolize that type of thinking where you do whatever's gonna make you achieve your goal.

It looked like just the sort of family Americans dream of having: dumb and loving.