I'm a very lucky person. I'm an idiot, and I've shoveled through life rather nicely so far, so I don't feel like I deserve good treatment.

The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.

Ill book a ticket on some garbage airline. I dont wanna name an actual airline so lets make one up, lets just call it like Delta Airlines

I was always the squarest person in the cool room, and alternatively, sometimes the weirder person at the mainstream table.

Why do people shush animals? Theyve never spoken

I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting.

If you’re comparing the badness of two words and you won’t even say one of them [the n-word], that’s the worse word.

All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it.

I plan to join the 'SNL' band as a maraca player and stand behind saxophonist Lenny Pickett. That way they will at least cut to me before commercial breaks. I'll be sure to look right into camera.

I like when things are crazy. Something good comes out of exhaustion.

Comfort is everything. You start doing something and you want it to be perfect right away, but most babies are born ugly and then they shake it out and you get beautiful toddlers.

A tattoo is a true poetic creation, and is always more than meets the eye. As a tattoo is grounded on living skin, so its essence emotes a poignancy unique to the mortal human condition.

People are made in such a way that if something inexplicable happens to them, they write it off to an overheated imagination.

The donkey which brought you to this door must be dismissed if you want to get through it’.

It was strange, really. A couple months ago, I had thought I couldn’t live without him. Apparently I could.

A speech that's full of sparkling wit will keep its hearer grinning provided its end is close to its beginning.

What is art but a way of seeing?

I call to the spirits of other lands to make fecund my existence

It's always good to find things that you haven't found before.

Architecture is what nature cannot make. Architecture is something unnatural but not something made up.

Comfort his family with a telegram, we regret to inform you we lost a man, but we gave him the highest medal of the land.