I'm a very quotatious person.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

I carry the Sun in a Golden Cup, the Moon in a Silver Bag.

It's a funny thing about names, how they become a part of someone.

The automobile engine will come, and then I will consider my life's work complete.

I am hoping that in this year of the family we will go into our families and reconcile differences.

These are challenging times for all Americans. We face the specter of war abroad and a steady stream of bad economic news at home.

Growth is often a painful process.

Fascism is a lie told by bullies.

I would never say I was an icon, but so many people have said I am, so I suppose I am. I mean, I can't not be what everyone says I am. But I don't feel like an icon.

For about 150 days a year in Venice, the sun doesn't show through the mist until noon.

I have always found clowns really fascinating, especially on film. Even as a kid I was never scared of them.