I'm a very serious person, but I don't take myself very seriously and I would rather laugh all day than argue.

You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your *ss.

And that's the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so!

Sportsmanship... what a load of crap, don't preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn't have any mercy... you want mercy? Take your *ss to church!

Why have you not broken from the pack? You're playing it safe. Safe aint gonna get you sh!t in this world

You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.

Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your @$$!

...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.

I no longer need my power tie, because I always have, my power finger.

Nobody, especially Vince McMahon, tells Stone Cold Steve Austin what to do, and that's the bottom line!

If you put a s infront of hitman, you have my exact thoughts on Bret Hart

You know, I loved math. My mom was a math teacher.

I try to find out what the guy's strengths and weaknesses are. Like in boxing, I'd be a counter-puncher. Whatever he does well, I try to take advantage of what he doesn't do well.

I learned that if you bring black people together, you bring them together with a song. To this day, I don't understand how people think they can bring anybody together without a song.

It is inconceivable that people are motivated solely or even mainly by external incentives.

It may be in seemingly unimportant things that a man expresses his passion for perfection, yet they will count heavily in the long run.

Bread is like dressed, hats and shoes - in other words, essential!

Nothing is impossible in the United States.

Critics are entitled to have an opinion, but how can they judge how comfortable a building is? No critic is smart enough to judge how a building will perform over time.

The public made me and then encouraged me for many years, and my future even now depends upon it.

I was extremely unpopular at school. Once the hardest kid in school beat me up and there was a plan for about 30 other kids to kick me in the face once I was down. Good times!